RECEIVED $355 MILLION IN GOVERNMENT LOANS; WAS MAJOR DONOR TO OBAMA CAMPAIGN Solyndra, a San Francisco-based solar panel company that received a $535 million loan guarantee from the federal government has declared bankruptcy. Just last year, Captain Green Jobs touted… Read More ›
WILL COLORING A PICTURE OF BIN LADEN BEING SHOT BY SEALS ‘BRING CLOSURE’ TO KIDS? As the tenth anniversary of 9/11 approaches, Americans of all walks of life are planning to commemorate those who perished at the hands of Islamic terrorists… Read More ›
LESS THAN ATTRACTIVE? FACING DISCRIMINATION AS A RESULT? HOPE MAY BE ON THE WAY! Remember the old (awful) saying, “beauty is only skin deep – but ugly goes clear down to the bone”? According to Daniel S Hamermesh, ugly apparently… Read More ›
POLITICIZING A HURRICANE: EVEN WHEN IT FAILS TO LIVE UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS In an extraordinary act of courage sure to make Vladimir Putin jealous, Barney Fife Obama marched bravely into Hurricane Command Central and “personally led his government’s response” to… Read More ›
A CONTRARIAN VIEW OF CHILD LABOR AND OTHER SUCH DESPICABLE UNPLEASANTRIES Pimps. Drug pushers. Blackmail. Slumlords. Price-gouging. Kidney selling. These are but a few of the many characters and activities we’ve been taught to despise since we were young children…. Read More ›
LIBERAL MEDIA FRETS OVER GOP CANDIDATES’ FAITH; OBAMA AND JEREMIAH WRIGHT? NOT SO MUCH As is to be expected, the New York Times has its collective panties in a bunch over the religious beliefs of most of the GOP presidential… Read More ›
“GREATEST GLOBAL ARMS VENDOR THAT PAYS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS EACH YEAR TO CRIMINALS” In an unprecedented, direct attack on the United States, Mexican President Felipe Calderón has placed “partial blame” on the U.S. for the deadly arson attack on a… Read More ›
IT’S OFFICIAL, FOLKS: ALBERT ARNOLD GORE, JR. IS A RAVING, PSYCHOTIC LUNATIC *********************************************************************************************************************************Before Before I go off on Prince Albert, let’s begin with a simple multiple choice question: Which of the following is the most frightening? A. Gore charging that… Read More ›
OVERBLOWN HYPE OF NATURAL DISASTERS IS NOT ONLY FOOLISH; IT’S DANGEROUS AS WELL “The United States is facing a monster storm of catastrophic proportions.” “The entire East Coast is about to be slammed by an epic hurricane not seen here… Read More ›
WANNA MARRY A SIX-YEAR-OLD? NO PROBLEM; WANNA PASS GAS? NO FREAKIN’ WAY According to The Military Times Marine Corps blog, Battle Rattle, the Marine Corps has banned audible farting in Afghanistan because it is culturally offensive to civilians working with the military,… Read More ›
BUMBLING VP SUBS FOR OBAMA. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THAT? I wonder if Barack Obama is popping the Rolaids while Barney Fife Joe Biden keeps the country abreast of the administration’s analysis of the economic crisis while the big… Read More ›
WILL UNION THUG AND HIS GOONS REALLY DITCH OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATS? In today’s episode of Rats Fleeing the Sinking Ship, (again, no relation to the author) we find the disillusioned union thug, Richard Trumka, deciding to take his toys and… Read More ›
EXPANSION OF FEDERAL GOVERNMENT BY EXECUTIVE ORDER CONTINUES Barrack Carter Obama, having never met an Executive Order he wouldn’t sign, has created the Office of Diversity and Inclusion (ODI) with the stroke of a pen. (Maybe it’s just me, but doesn’t… Read More ›
CLASS WARFARE BETWEEN THE TAKERS AND THE GIVERS “The welfare state has done to black Americans what slavery could not have done, the harshest Jim Crow laws and racism could not have done; namely, break up the black family. That… Read More ›
BUMBLING VP STEPS IN IT AGAIN; SAYS HE ‘FULLY UNDERSTANDS’ CHINA’S ONE-CHILD POLICY So, Joe Biden “fully understands”and was not “second-guessing” China’s horrific one child policy, huh? This is an incredible statement – not because the policy is brutal and… Read More ›
DEMONSTRATORS IN THE NEW ‘MODERATE’ EGYPT: “THE GAS CHAMBERS ARE READY.” “Egyptians have made it clear that nothing less than genuine democracy will carry the day. It was the moral force of nonviolence — not terrorism and mindless killing —… Read More ›
FROM AIR AMERICA TO ATTEMPTS TO SILENCE CONSERVATIVES; THE LEFT WING JUST CAN’T WIN What liberals can’t accomplish through capitalism and the free market, they attempt to legislate. Fortunately, (unless you’re a liberal, of course) that hasn’t worked out so… Read More ›
WITH EYE ON REELECTION CAMPAIGN, HYPOCRITE-IN-CHIEF BOWS TO HISPANIC PRESSURE Of the few roles Barack Obama has played exceedingly well since taking office, without a doubt, his most outstanding effort has been that of Hypocrite-in-Chief. Whether it’s calling for civility in… Read More ›
SAYS IT’S NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR FIXING CARS MADE PRIOR TO BANKRUPTCY AND BAILOUT “Your warranty will be safe. In fact, it will be safer than it’s ever been. Because starting today, the United States government will stand behind your warranty,”… Read More ›
NASA REPORT WARNS OF PREEMPTIVE STRIKE; AT LEAST AL GORE WOULD BE HAPPY Acting on a tip from Al Gore, aliens destroy humanity Al Gore may finally get his wish after all. A recent report from NASA warns that aliens… Read More ›
