WANNA MARRY A SIX-YEAR-OLD? NO PROBLEM; WANNA PASS GAS? NO FREAKIN’ WAY According to The Military Times Marine Corps blog, Battle Rattle, the Marine Corps has banned audible farting in Afghanistan because it is culturally offensive to civilians working with the military,… Read More ›
Archive for August 26th, 2011
BIDEN TALKS ECONOMY WHILE THE BOSS IS ON VACATION! OH. MY. GOD.
BUMBLING VP SUBS FOR OBAMA. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THAT? I wonder if Barack Obama is popping the Rolaids while Barney Fife Joe Biden keeps the country abreast of the administration’s analysis of the economic crisis while the big… Read More ›
TRUMKA SAYS LABOR WON’T BACK OBAMA IN 2012. YEAH, RIGHT.
WILL UNION THUG AND HIS GOONS REALLY DITCH OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATS? In today’s episode of Rats Fleeing the Sinking Ship, (again, no relation to the author) we find the disillusioned union thug, Richard Trumka, deciding to take his toys and… Read More ›