by The Rat MSNBC ANALYST: GOP SEES CAIN AS ‘A BLACK MAN WHO KNOWS HIS PLACE’ Move over George Bush, Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann; panicked liberals have a new favorite punching bag – and his name is Herman Cain…. Read More ›
Archive for October 2011
SHARIA IN AFGHANISTAN: FREEDOM FOR CHRISTIANS? NOT SO MUCH
by The Rat AMBASSADOR TO U.S. SAYS ‘NOTHING WILL BE CONTRADICTORY TO SHARIA LAW’ From “the more things change, the more they stay the same” department: Afghan Government (Taliban) persecutes Christians. U.S. removes Taliban from power – sponsors free elections…. Read More ›
NBC’S Lauer Wants O To Control Income Distribution
OBAMA-SHILL GIBBS WETS HIS PANTS AS HYPOCRITE LAUER WHINES ABOUT ‘RICH PEOPLE’ Hypocrite-extraordinaire Matt Lauer is the latest liberal wing-nut to get his panties in a bunch over “the rich getting richer.” In an interview with Obama-shill Robert Gibbs, the… Read More ›
LIBYAN ‘ARAB SPRING’ PRODUCES MASS GRAVES- THANKS OBAMA!
by The Rebel I’M SO PROUD THAT MY TAX DOLLARS WERE SPENT ON THIS, AREN’T YOU? Ahhh, don’t you just love democracy? Winners live and losers get executed, right? Why? Because the majority of the people wanted it so! Isn’t… Read More ›
WILL IT BE YOU OR ME TO BE KILLED NEXT BY OBAMA? HOW ABOUT OUR KIDS?
by The Rebel “I’LL TELL YA WHAT: I’LL TRADE YA SECURITY FOR YOUR FREEDOMS, OK? The day that I agree with the ACLU is the day that confirms my belief that the world has truly turned upside down. That day… Read More ›
OBAMA’S HANDIWORK: DOES THIS HELP AMERICA?
by The Rebel AMERICA WAKE UP! IS THIS WHAT WE REALLY WANT? Americans, this is the result of Obama’s crazy Middle East policies- brutal, shameful death. Raw, raw, raw. With gunfire & celebration. This is what death looks like, people. … Read More ›
ISRAELIS VS. PALESTINIANS- THE JEWS WIN THE MORALITY GAME EVERY TIME
by The Rebel “PALESTINIAN PRISONERS RETURNING FROM SUMMER CAMP” WHAT A KODAK MOMENT! Please note the muscles on the arms of this Palestinian prisoner. Look at the energy these guys have. They are all standing, cheering, reaching out to loved… Read More ›
SUPERMAN LOSES HIS CAPE; WHADDA WE DO NOW, TONTO?
by The Rat CAPTAIN TELEPROMPTER DEVASTATED AS YOU-KNOW-”WHO” IS STOLEN! I’m not sure whether this story would make a better dramatic, suspense-filled hour of intrigue, or a hilariously funny, slapstick comedy – but I’ll tell you what I do know;… Read More ›
A MESSAGE FROM THE RAT
Regular Readers of The Rat (R3) know he’s a prolific blogger. R3 also know that the Rat hasn’t posted for several days. So, what’s up? The Rat has been dealing with personal issues that have kept him away from his… Read More ›
OBSERVE GREECE, AMERICANS, AND SEE YOUR FUTURE
by The Rebel “GIVE US MORE MONEY”- PROTESTORS “THERE ISN’T ANYMORE!”- COPS As Greece and the Euro zone enter into their final week of critical negotiations to save Greece and the Euro from implosion, the Socialist Unions in Greece are… Read More ›
AL-QAEDA SAYS KILLING OF TERRORIST AL-AWLAKI VIOLATES U.S. LAW
by The Rat AND I THOUGHT LIBERALS WERE HYPOCRITES The envelope, please. (drum roll) Ladies and gentlemen…the winner…of this century’s Huge Brass Balls Award…by unanimous decision…is…al-Qaeda! Yes folks, al-Qaeda wins the el-large-o cojones award hands down for criticizing the killing… Read More ›
The Illogical Logic Of Logically-Challenged Liberals
OR: ‘THEY’RE NOT CALLED LEFT-WING LOONS FOR NOTHING!’ “Illogical logic.” Sounds about as oxymoronic as it gets, doesn’t it? Perhaps if we take this seemingly self-contradictory phrase apart and define its parts, we’ll be able to better understand it –… Read More ›
Race-Baiter Extraordinaire Sharpton Doubts That Herman Cain Is ‘Authentically Black’
ABSURDITY FROM ANOTHER BLACK WHO FEARS CAIN’S MESSAGE Reverend Al – like his brother in the White House – is the gift that keeps on giving. Sharpton said Friday that no matter how “black” Herman Cain is, his conservative views… Read More ›
MUSLIMS MAY CUT OFF HEADS, BUT AMISH CUT OFF HAIR!
by The Rat AMISH-ON-AMISH CRIME; WHEN YOU THINK YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL Picture this: Four or five Amish men – standing in a row behind another Amish man who is on his knees facing the camera. One of the men reads… Read More ›
BREAKING NEWS: MEDICAL MARIJUANA LEADS TO ILLEGAL DRUG TRAFFICKING!
by The Rebel WHAT A SHOCK; LEGALIZING POT LEADS TO MORE DRUGS! Be still my heart! Associated Press reports today that California is being overrun with pot shops. Like foul sticky mushrooms, they have erupted in small shopping malls, neglected… Read More ›
FEDS CLOSE POT SHOPS; IS MEDICAL MARIJUANA UP IN SMOKE?
by The Rat MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES; WHO’S ON CRACK? In a move certain to cause Jerry Garcia to roll over in his grave – not to mention the angering of butt loads of potheads nationwide - the federal government ratcheted up… Read More ›
SEIU WAS BEHIND ‘OCCUPY WALL STREET’ FROM THE BEGINNING!
by The Rat GRASS-ROOTS COMPARISON TO TEA PARTY IS A PATHETIC SHAM Well, well,who would’ve guessed? The “grass-roots efforts” of Occupy Wall Street weren’t so “grass-roots,” after all; the organizers have been working with ACORN and SEIU fronts from the… Read More ›
THE SELF-AGGRANDIZING FANTASIES OF THE DELUSIONAL BOY KING
by The Rat PRINCE OBAMA’S SUPER ARROGANCE IS SUPER DANGEROUS As anyone who reads the The Rat with any degree of regularity knows, I have written of the arrogance of Barack Hussein Obama on many occasions. Perhaps I should have… Read More ›
UNIONS JOIN WALL STREET PROTESTORS- IS ANYONE SURPRISED?
by The Rebel IS ORGANIZED LABOR DOING THE BIDDING OF THE OBAMA REGIME? I have been tussling with the Wall Street protests. While I like that some of the protestors correctly blame the banks for the mess we are in,… Read More ›
I’ll HAVE THE PORK CHOP PLATTER; HOLD THE PORK CHOPS!
by The Rat MUSLIM INMATE SUES PRISON SYSTEM OVER MEAL PREPARATION I often describe the Obama Regime as “the gift that keeps on giving.” Hardly a day goes by that the Rat doesn’t run headlong into another awesome Captain Clueless… Read More ›
