by The Rat WITH AMERICA AT A TIPPING POINT, CAN GOP AVOID ANOTHER DOLE-MCCAIN MISTAKE? Although the Rat is a loyal, card-carrying conservative, his frustration with the Republican Party boils over from time-to-time. It happened in 1996 when the GOP… Read More ›
Archive for November 2011
OH BARNEY, SAY IT AIN’T SO! ANOTHER RAT ABANDONS THE SINKING SHIP
by The Rat FEARING REELECTION BATTLE, HYPOCRITE-EXTRAORDINAIRE HANGS UP HIS CHAPS In the biggest announcement yet – of many made by left-wing loons fleeing the sinking HMS Teleprompter - Barney Frank says he will hang up his chaps following next year’s… Read More ›
CHRISTIE TO OBAMA: ‘WHAT THE HELL ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR?’
by The Rat NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR GOES NUCLEAR ON THE ‘BYSTANDER IN THE OVAL OFFICE’ The Rat is in quite the political pickle this morning, folks. Last week, he was beside himself with amusement after Chrissy “Thrill-up-my-leg” Matthews broke up… Read More ›
THE END OF AMERICA HAS ARRIVED: SENATE VOTING TO ALLOW THE ARREST OF AMERICANS BY MILITARY
by The Rebel MILITARY IS TRAINING TO ARREST AMERICANS By Paul Joseph Watson Infowars.com Monday, November 28, 2011 - The Senate is set to vote on a bill today that would define the whole of the United States as a “battlefield”… Read More ›
WHEN YOUR COUNTRYMEN LET YOU DOWN…
by The Rebel AMERICANS NEED TO GET A GRIP ON THEMSELVES I have a friend, a neighbor, who told me the other day that she just couldn’t wait for Christmas to be over with. Now, to put this comment into… Read More ›
OBAMA’S ARAB SPRING: ‘ONE DAY WE SHALL KILL ALL THE JEWS’
by The Rat ONCE AGAIN, THE BOY KING’S PRO-MUSLIM POLICY LOOKS FOOLISH – AND DANGEROUS Remember Captain Teleprompter’s pathetically naive “Arab Spring” speech? Here’s a snippet, just in case you’ve forgotten about the laughable hypocrisy of his comments: “Shouts of… Read More ›
Rat Droppings From Planet Looney Tunes: Black Friday Edition
A POST-THANKSGIVING CORNUCOPIA OF LOONY LIBERAL LEFTOVERS Following a Thanksgiving during which Rat ate two turkey dinners, (with two different sets of family members), and a turkey sandwich as the clock struck midnight, he has survived to present Black Friday’s… Read More ›
CBO LOWERS ‘WORST CASE SCENARIO’ FOR OBAMA’S ‘STIMULUS’ TURKEY
by The Rat BIPARTISAN COMMITTEE SAYS $825 BILLION FIASCO WILL HURT ECONOMY IN LONG RUN The traditional method of preparing a Thanksgiving turkey involves stuffing it with dressing. In the case of the Boy King’s “stimulus” plan, the turkey itself… Read More ›
WINGNUT PELOSI BASHES CATHOLICS FOR ‘THIS CONSCIENCE THING’
by The Rat EX-MADAM NIMROD SAYS REPUBLICANS WOULD ‘LET WOMEN DIE ON THE FLOOR’ To paraphrase an Old Elton John song, the loon (bitch) is back – and she’s loonier than ever. Nancy “Death for life on this planet as… Read More ›
OBAMA: MY ‘RELIGIOUS FAITH’ TELLS ME GOP WILL RAISE TAXES
by The Rat DESPERATE BOY KING TELLS AL SHARPTON REPUBLICANS ARE ‘SHORT-SIGHTED’ Come January 20, 2013, the Rat will be beside himself with grief: President Barack Hussein Obama will be no more. The abundance of material Captain Teleprompter provides this… Read More ›
CHRIS MATTHEWS: UNHAPPINESS IN THE BOY KING’S CASTLE
by The Rat TOP DEMOCRATIC POLLSTERS: TIME FOR LORD OBAMA TO ABDICATE IN FAVOR OF HILLARY The inconceivable has happened. Pigs have flown. Hell has frozen over. Chris “Thrill-up-my-Leg” Matthews has abandoned King Obama. At the very least, the MSNBC… Read More ›
RAT DROPPINGS FROM PLANET LOONEY TUNES: THE BAND PLAYS ON
by The Rat FROM OBAMA’S PASTORS TO TRANSSEXUAL MISOGYNISTS: THE LAUGHS JUST KEEP COMING Barack Obama might not understand the difference between partisan campaigning and governing, but dude sure does know how to pick his pastors, huh? Who could forget… Read More ›
SEIU SIPHONS DUES FROM DISABLED CHILDREN’S MEDICAID CHECKS
by The Rat BARACK OBAMA’S PALS COLLECT DUES THROUGH FORCED UNIONIZATION Let’s begin with the bad part of the story, then move on to the really bad part of the story: Under Michigan law, parents who care for their disabled… Read More ›
REGIME SEEKS TO REWRITE OBAMACARE – WITHOUT CONGRESS OF COURSE
by The Rat ‘MAJOR GLITCH’ THREATENS BASIC FUNCTIONING OF LORD OBAMA’S PRIDE AND JOY While the focus on ObamaCare has largely centered on the constitutionality – or the lack thereof – of the individual mandate, the survival of the socialist… Read More ›
‘YOU’RE GOING TO SEE WHAT A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL CAN DO TO MACY’S’
by The Rat UNCANNY ‘SIMILARITIES’ BETWEEN OCCUPY WALL STREET AND THE TEA PARTY CONTINUE Yep, the similarities between “Occupy Wall Street” and the Tea Party just keep piling up – day-after-day, week-after-week, don’t they? The parallels are uncanny: Rape, murder,… Read More ›
WHY IS OBAMA SPENDING $1 BILLION ON ALREADY-HIRING SECTOR?
by The Rat JUMPS ON HEALTH-CARE JOB-BOOM BANDWAGON TO CLAIM CREDIT DOWN THE ROAD The Obama Regime’s next snub of Congress in its “We Can’t Wait” strategy will be the spending of $1 billion to bolster hiring in the already-hiring… Read More ›
Lord Obama’s Delusional Hawaiian Press Conferrence
RANDOM DETACHMENT FROM REALITY MAKES WILLY WONKA LOOK NORMAL I did something last night I’ve never done before; I actually watched a Captain Teleprompter press conference from beginning to end. Normally, I either turn them off before they’re finished –… Read More ›
Remembering Marine Sergeant Miller On Veterans Day
WE OFTEN TAKE FOR GRANTED THE VERY PEOPLE AND THINGS THAT MOST DESERVE OUR GRATITUDE Edward Paul Miller was born in 1923 in Dyer, Indiana – a small rural town on the Illinois state line – 25 miles southeast of… Read More ›
OBAMA URGES SUPREME COURT TO STAY OUT OF IMMIGRATION CASE
by The Rat REGIME SAYS LOWER COURTS ‘PROPERLY BLOCKED’ ARIZONA IMMIGRATION LAW The Obama Regime’s DOJ has suggested that the Supreme Court stay out of the Arizona immigration lawsuit, claiming lower courts have “properly blocked” tough provisions targeting illegal aliens…. Read More ›
RAT DROPPINGS FROM PLANET LOONEY TUNES AND BEYOND
IT’S LOONEY TUNES FRIDAY, FOLKS; YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DON’T YOU? The level of hypocrisy on display by the left in its concerted effort to destroy Herman Cain is absolutely incredible; these are the very people who so willingly cry… Read More ›