CONGRESSMAN’S ‘GET THE HELL OUT OF THE USA’ BLAST HAS LIBERAL PANTIES IN A KNOT “Take your message of equality of achievement, take your message of economic dependency, take your message of enslaving the entrepreneurial will and spirit of the… Read More ›
Archive for January 2012
Regime Offers $75K Grants To Increase Food Stamp Usage
REWARDS FOR GROUPS WHO DEVISE PLANS TO INCREASE PARTICIPATION IN SNAP While the Obama Media Group got its race-baiting panties in a wad over Newt Gingrich’s recent reference to Barack Obama as the “Food Stamp President,” one thing is abundantly… Read More ›
Catholic Church On Contraceptive Mandate: ‘We Will Not Comply’
Let’s begin with two disclaimers: I am neither a Catholic, nor about to make an argument against – or in favor of - birth control; I am going to comment on the Obama Regime’s selective intrusion into the morals and… Read More ›
DID MISHY SPEND $50,000 ON LINGERIE IN ONE SHOPPING SPREE?
by The Rat OBAMA’S HYPOCRISY CONTINUES WHILE HIS MINIONS CONTINUE TO SWILL THE KOOL-AID Let’s begin with a question for all the Kool-Aid-drinking proletariat of the Obama Regime: Are you familiar with Agent Provocateur? (No) Let’s pretend you are familiar with it; have… Read More ›
Okay, Global Warming Loons: Get Ready For The Next Ice Age!
THE DISCREDITING OF AL GORE’S LUNACY CONTINUES When it rains, it pours, loons. (Although it sounds like it may be doing a lot more snowing before long.) The supposed ‘consensus’ on man-made global warming is facing yet another “inconvenient” challenge… Read More ›
OBAMA’S OWN DEFENSE SECRETARY SAYS MILITARY CUTS WILL CREATE RISKS
by The Rat PANETTA SAYS CUTS WILL HURT ‘AMERICA’S CAPABILITY TO RESPOND’ TO THREATS Politics? Nope. Feisty rhetoric from a Republican presidential candidates debate? Uh uh. Admissions from Barack Obama’s own Secretary of Defense? Yep. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta said today… Read More ›
WILL THE DAWG POUND GIVE WAY TO THE HOMELESS HERD?
by The Rat FLORIDA PROPOSAL WOULD FORCE TEAMS TO HOUSE THE HOMELESS IN STADIUMS The Cleveland Browns Dawg Pound? Yep, love it. The Washington Redskins Hogettes? Uh huh, part of NFL Football lore. The Florida Homeless Herd? Are you kidding me? No… Read More ›
THE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY OF INDIANA’S MITCH DANIELS
by The Rat INDIANA GOVERNOR’S SOTU RESPONSE REMINDS US OF LOST CIVILITY IN POLITICS “No feature of the Obama presidency has been sadder than its constant effort to divide us, to curry favor with some Americans by castigating others.” So… Read More ›
TWO BILLION OBAMADOLLARS LATER, BRAZIL’S OIL GOES TO CHINA
by The Rat NAIVE PRESIDENT FAILS AGAIN AS BRAZIL SIGNS LUCRATIVE CONTRACT WITH CHINA Ah, the mighty Obamadollar. You know the currency of which I speak; our president throws it around with the reckless abandon of a drunken sailor. He… Read More ›
OBAMA SAYS ABORTION HELPS ‘OUR DAUGHTERS FULFILL THEIR DREAMS’
by The Rat ‘FUNDAMENTAL CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT’ ENSURES ‘FREEDOMS AND OPPORTUNITIES’ Barack Obama used the 39th anniversary of Roe v. Wade to reconfirm his belief that abortion is a “fundamental constitutional right” and that the Regime will “continue our efforts to ensure that our… Read More ›
RAT DROPPINGS FROM PLANET LOONEY TUNES: NFL PLAYOFFS EDITION
by The Rat FROM THE NFL TO COUGARS, (YEAH, THAT KIND), ANOTHER WACKY WEEK ON THE PLANET The “San Francisco Giants” are on their way to the Super Bowl! Wait – what? The San Francisco Giants are a baseball team,… Read More ›
CBO: OBAMACARE-LIKE PROGRAMS DON’T REDUCE HEALTHCARE COSTS
by The Rat CONGRESSIONAL BUDGET OFFICE EXAMINED TEN PROGRAMS EVALUATED BY MEDICARE Healthcare “reform programs” that are similar to those promoted by ObamaCare do not save the government money or reduce healthcare costs, according to a new report by the… Read More ›
HOUSE DEMS PROPOSE BOARD TO REGULATE OIL COMPANY PROFITS
by The Rat ‘REASONABLE PROFITS BOARD’ MEMBERS WOULD BE APPOINTED BY THE PRESIDENT Six House Democrats, led by Comrade Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio), have introduced legislation that would establish a “Reasonable Profits Board” which would be given the authority to control… Read More ›
MEXICAN BORDER STATE DEADLIER THAN AFGHANISTAN: WHO CARES?
by The Rat ON THE BORDER: 2,276 DRUG-RELATED MURDERS IN NINE MONTHS AS THE BAND PLAYS ON Think about this for a moment: Drug war-related deaths in one Mexican border-state during the first nine months of 2011 exceeded the number of… Read More ›
MEANWHILE, LET’S CHECK IN ON THE OBAMA FINANCIAL CRISIS…
by The Rat TREASURY DIPS INTO PENSION FUNDS; U.S. SINKS TO TENTH ON ECONOMIC FREEDOM INDEX You just know Barack Obama has to be giddy these days. While Republican presidential candidates bloody each other on a regular basis – with… Read More ›
GET READY FOR OBAMAPALOOZA 2012: CAN BOTV BE FAR BEHIND?
by The Rat DOES AN AWESOME ENOUGH VENUE EXIST TO DO JUSTICE TO HIS AWESOME AWESOMENESS? Damn. Is that an impressive image, or what? Is it just me, or does it remind you of the Wizard of Oz’s setup in… Read More ›
Obama Going To Disney World: Does It Get Any Better?
NO WORD ON WHETHER MICKEY MOUSE WILL BE REPLACED AS LEADER OF THE PARADE So Captain Teleprompter is going to Disney World. Well, well. I wonder if he’ll issue a royal decree and appoint himself grand poobah of the parade?… Read More ›
TELLING IT LIKE IT IS: DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER THAN MARK LEVIN
by The Rat ‘THE GREAT ONE’ TAKES ON STATISM AND THE LEFT’S ATTACK ON AMERICAN LIBERTY In the unlikely event you’re unfamiliar with “The Great One,” Mark Levin, perhaps his response to the Boy King’s laughable claim of “streamlining government agencies… Read More ›
Black Duke Students Angry with Research Paper’s Motivation – Not Its Findings!
BLACKS DISPROPORTIONATELY MORE LIKELY TO SWITCH TO EASIER MAJORS Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are surely breaking their opportunistic, race-baiting necks in a rush to Chapel Hill this morning. Yep, it appears that – once again – white folks at… Read More ›
CBS NEWS (YEAH, CBS!) IDENTIFIES ELEVEN MORE ‘SOLYNDRAS’
by The Rat COMPANIES GIVEN BILLIONS IN TAXPAYER SUBSIDIES DESPITE SERIOUS FINANCIAL PROBLEMS According to CBS News, (Yeah, I know; my jaw dropped, too.), there are at least eleven more ‘Solyndras’ in the Obama Regime’s infamous green-energy program. Yep, CBS,… Read More ›