AND WE’RE SPENDING $2.5 MILLION TO HELP MAKE YOUR PARTY A SUCCESS!
During the heady days of communism, a core element necessary for the “success” of totalitarianism was the ability of the regime to make the citizenry dependent on the state. Think about it; if the regime were the purveyor of all the people’s needs, what would said people do if said regime were to cease to exist? Lemmings who could not – or would not – think or fend for themselves, of course. Panic. Bedlam.
Such dependency is the real objective of liberalism in America.
Speaking of regimes, The Regime has announced yet another creative way to drag even more people into the government dependency net: Food stamp parties! Yes, America, the O-man wants you to throw parties for your friends, relatives and neighbors who just might be eligible to receive food stamps – but don’t know it! Isn’t it great to know that your president is tirelessly burning the midnight oil coming up with more and more ways to take away the dignity of your fellow Americans? But, hey – look at it this way; it’s all for a good cause! O’s reelection! Here’ more info from the Regime on how to throw a successful Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) party:
Throw a Great Party. Host social events where people mix and mingle. Make it fun by having activities, games, food and entertainment, and provide information about SNAP. Putting SNAP information in a game format like BINGO, crossword puzzles, or even a “true/false” quiz is fun and helps get your message across in a memorable way.
Additionally, the Regime has spent at least $2.5 million on radio ads over the past four months encouraging those who are eligible to enroll in SNAP. The campaign is targeted at the elderly, working poor, the unemployed and, of course, Hispanics.
Just curious – what makes the Regime think a FOOD STAMP BINGO GAME would be “fun”? Ah well, one should not question the omniscience of the Regime, I suppose. Although – maybe pony rides for the kids would spice up your party as well! Best of luck! The O-man’s counting on you!
What a sorry state of the union in 2012: food stamp parties. Although, there’s a joke in there somewhere: “How many food stamps does it take to buy a vote?”
What’s next – “Bowling for Disability Benefits”?