WILL THE SUPREME COURT DRIVE THE FINAL NAIL IN THE REGIME’S COFFIN? The waiting is over. By as early as today – or Thursday at the latest – the fate of O’s crowning “achievement” will be sealed. And most likely,… Read More ›
Bye Bye ‘Bama! 
O’s Ass Clown Attorney General Says Emails Using Words ‘Fast And Furious’ Don’t Refer To Operation Fast And Furious After All
ERIC HOLDER TOPS HIMSELF AS HE CONTINUES LYING TO CONGRESS Remember the advice from the comedian – whose name escapes me – that goes something like this: “Even if your wife catches you in bed – face-to-face – with another… Read More ›
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Utopia
O’S ‘HOPE AND CHANGE’ HAS BECOME A SAD JOKE AS NOVEMBER ELECTION NEARS “Generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the… Read More ›
Barack ‘I’m Not Gonna Make Any Excuses’ Obama Gets Owned In New Video
FROM HOPE TO HYPOCRISY: NEW RNC VIDEO DESTROYS HYPOCRITE-IN-CHIEF WITH HIS OWN WORDS If you had any doubts as to whether the Republicans would take it to the net against Barack Obama – hard and often – in the months… Read More ›
Tell Vladimir I’ll Give Him Whatever He Wants After My Election
OPEN MIC MOMENT WITH MEDVEDEV EXPOSES WEAK, NAIVE OBAMA Even if Barack Obama hadn’t told Dimitri Medvedev that he’d cave in to Russia’s demands after “my election,” all one need do is observe his body language. Has O ever behaved… Read More ›
CBS NEWS (YEAH, CBS!) IDENTIFIES ELEVEN MORE ‘SOLYNDRAS’
by The Rat COMPANIES GIVEN BILLIONS IN TAXPAYER SUBSIDIES DESPITE SERIOUS FINANCIAL PROBLEMS According to CBS News, (Yeah, I know; my jaw dropped, too.), there are at least eleven more ‘Solyndras’ in the Obama Regime’s infamous green-energy program. Yep, CBS,… Read More ›
CHRISTIE TO OBAMA: ‘WHAT THE HELL ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR?’
by The Rat NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR GOES NUCLEAR ON THE ‘BYSTANDER IN THE OVAL OFFICE’ The Rat is in quite the political pickle this morning, folks. Last week, he was beside himself with amusement after Chrissy “Thrill-up-my-leg” Matthews broke up… Read More ›
SOMEWHERE TONIGHT, RICHARD NIXON IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
by The Rat OBAMA WHITE HOUSE REJECTS SUBPOENA REQUEST FOR SOLYNDRA DOCUMENTS Okay, Nixon haters – I’ll give you this; I don’t know where Richard Nixon ended up, but I’m confident that wherever he is - he’s surely laughing his ass… Read More ›
THE DELUSIONS OF CAPTAIN BUCK PASSER: STILL BLAMING DEAD HORSE!
by The Rat IS HE LYING, OR DOES HE REALLY BELIEVE GEORGE BUSH AND ‘THE RICH’ ARE THE PROBLEM? If Barack Hussein Obama is nothing else, he’s as persistent as he is delusional. I mean, I can see him 15… Read More ›
SUPERMAN LOSES HIS CAPE; WHADDA WE DO NOW, TONTO?
by The Rat CAPTAIN TELEPROMPTER DEVASTATED AS YOU-KNOW-”WHO” IS STOLEN! I’m not sure whether this story would make a better dramatic, suspense-filled hour of intrigue, or a hilariously funny, slapstick comedy – but I’ll tell you what I do know;… Read More ›
THE SELF-AGGRANDIZING FANTASIES OF THE DELUSIONAL BOY KING
by The Rat PRINCE OBAMA’S SUPER ARROGANCE IS SUPER DANGEROUS As anyone who reads the The Rat with any degree of regularity knows, I have written of the arrogance of Barack Hussein Obama on many occasions. Perhaps I should have… Read More ›
Obama’s Reagan Obsession
Captain Clueless is at it again. For reasons that are beyond the Rat’s comprehension, Barack Obama continues to compare himself with Ronald Reagan. Hell, he’s also compared himself with Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt and Martin Luther King, so… Read More ›
I GUESS MISHY DIDN’T BUY HER AFRICAN VACATION AT TARGET, HUH?
by The Rat JUNE TRIP COST TAXPAYERS MORE THAT $432,000 SHOULD THE PRESIDENT’S DAUGHTER REALLY HAVE BEEN WRAPPED IN THE FLAG OF SOUTH AFRICA? Michelle Obama must have known last week that the taxpayer watch group, Judicial Watch, was about to… Read More ›
BET FOUNDER TO OBAMA: STOP ATTACKING THE WEALTHY!
‘YOU DON’T GET PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU BY ATTACKING THEM OR DEMEANING THEIR SUCCESS’ Another billionaire has added his name to the growing list of those who are calling on Captain Class Warfare to stop his attacks on wealthy Americans… Read More ›
HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO OUR FAVORITE ROGUE, BILL CLINTON!
IS HE THE GREATEST CAD IN POLITICAL HISTORY? DEPENDS ON WHAT THE DEFINITION OF “IS” IS Rush Limbaugh called Bill Clinton “the gift that keeps on giving.” When Darrell Hammond (as Clinton) responded to a reporter’s question in an SNL… Read More ›
HERMAN CAIN SAYS BLACKS HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED AGAINST THE GOP
YOU HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED INTO SIDING WITH LIBERAL POLITICIANS! Herman Cain has a message for the blacks of America: You have been brainwashed into siding with liberal politicians. “African Americans have been brainwashed into not being open minded, not even… Read More ›
MISHY SHILLS FOR OBAMA’S DINING FOR DOLLARS; DINNER IS DOWN TO $3
BARACK WANTS DINNER TO BE FUN AND HE REALLY ENJOYS GETTING TO KNOW SUPPORTERS LIKE YOU! It appears that all is not going as well as Team Obama had hoped with the “Dining for Dollars: Dinner with Barack” carnival raffle…. Read More ›
MULTIMILLIONAIRE DONOR TELLS OBAMA: STOP THE CLASS WARFARE!
WASHINGTON WIZARDS OWNER DECRIES CLASS RIFT CREATED BY OBAMA’S DIVISIVE RHETORIC Ted Leonsis may not be a member of the elite Obama Revolutionary Guard, but he’s not a third-stringer rank-and-file Democrat, either. Leonsis is a highly successful, self-made, multimillionaire businessman… Read More ›
DID POTHEADS BOGART THE OBAMA REGIME’S ‘WE THE PEOPLE’ WEBSITE?
PETITION TO LEGALIZE POT TOPS REGIME’S WEBSITE; AND THIS IS A SURPRISE WHY? Barack Obama’s “We the People” petition website got off to a “smoking” start last Thursday, folks. A petition calling for the legalization of marijuana became the first… Read More ›
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OBAMA WILL BOW OUT OF THE 2012 RACE?
OR WILL HIS PLAN TO BUY VOTES FROM THE ‘FINANCIALLY JEALOUS’ SAVE HIM WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS? During a special broadcast on the Vietnam War, following the Tet Offensive in February of 1968, Walter Cronkite concluded the program with this:… Read More ›
