CNN: OBAMA RAN MORE THAN 19,000 NEGATIVE ADS LAST WEEK; LESS THAN 150 POSITIVE ONES These people really do think we’re stupid, America. They demonstrate it time and time again. Whether it’s O running around the world, profusely apologizing for… Read More ›
Cojones Grandes 
GAY AND LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL PLACE TO COME OUT? MARRIOTT HAS JUST THE PACKAGE FOR YOU! CHOCOLATE-COVERED STRAWBERRIES INCLUDED!
‘OUT IN DC’ PACKAGE EVEN INCLUDES A COMPLIMENTARY COPY OF NAVIGAYTOUR MAGAZINE! That special day has finally arrived. You’ve been thinking about it for as long as you can remember. As a result, just any old closet won’t do. Nope,… Read More ›
BIG O’S FOSSIL FUEL DOG AND PONY SHOW ROLLS INTO OKLAHOMA
OBAMA RULE NUMBER ONE: IF YOU CAN’T BEAT IT – TAKE CREDIT FOR IT As I’ve said before, (and will undoubtedly say multiple times in the future), I’m never quite sure which is more amazing; the unbelievable crap that Barack… Read More ›
WHAT’S NEXT O, DRILLING FOR OIL ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN?
HYPOCRITE-IN-CHIEF WANTS TO LOWER GAS PRICES TO RAISE HIS APPROVAL RATING My oh my, what problems we create for ourselves when stubborn ideology gets in the way of political reality. As the price of gas heads north and O’s approval… Read More ›
ILLEGAL ALIENS AWARDED $350,000: BECAUSE THEY WERE ARRESTED!
ICE: ‘NOT AN ADMISSION OF LIABILITY OR FAULT ON THE PART OF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT’ Undocumented. Unafraid. Unapologetic. People who are in this country illegally are unafraid of the consequences for breaking U.S. law - not to mention unapologetic – but… Read More ›
O Invites Himself To Deliver Commencement Address At Women’s College
CAMPAIGNER-IN-CHIEF BUMPS PREVIOUSLY-SELECTED KEYNOTE SPEAKER It’s no secret that Barack Obama has lost substantial support among women. It’s also no secret that Barack Obama intends to suck up to pander to patronize focus on women in the upcoming campaign. (“Upcoming campaign” sounds… Read More ›
HAPPY 100TH, MR. PRESIDENT! HERE’S WISHING YOU MANY MORE!
100 FUNDRAISERS LATER, WHAT HAS BARACK OBAMA DONE FOR (TO) TO AMERICA? Please join the Rat in congratulating our president – Barack Hussein Obama – on the achievement of a tremendous milestone of which past presidents can only dream. Happy… Read More ›
