Every once in awhile – as I’ve said before – nothing else needs to be said. This is one of those times.
Humor and Satire 
Jon Stewart Shows Why CNN Has Become the Clown News Network
Contributed by Kyle Becker – Independent Journal Review Jon Stewart may have had some shameful talking points about the Benghazi ‘non-story,’ but at least he is able to take any news outfit down a few notches. CNN and other mainstream… Read More ›
Dem Congresswoman: ObamaCare Will Lead To Better Marriages
From the “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up” department: If you’re in need of a good old-fashioned belly laugh to brighten up your day, this 19-second video of pure unadulterated comedy is sure to do the trick. Rep. Janice Hahn… Read More ›
Headlines From 2025
Rat decided to peer into his crystal ball this morning and take a look into the future. Needless to say, he was disturbed – though not surprised – by what he saw. Here are the top headlines from 2025: CNN… Read More ›
Somalian Bounty Offer: 10 Camels For O; 20 Chickens For Hillary
AL QAEDA AFFILIATE RESPONDS TO REGIME’S BOUNTY OFFER Senior Shabaab Commander Fuad Mohamed Khalaf has responded to the Regime’s new $33 million bounty offer for information leading to the capture of top Shabaab leaders – including Khalaf. Khalaf’s statement has… Read More ›
ARE THESE HEADLINES RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER? 2.0
FROM THE END OF GREEK RIOTS TO EASTER IN PALESTINE, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE In last week’s installment of “Are These Headlines Right Around the Corner?“, the Rat reported on Obama’s free bread initiative, Whitney Houston on Mount Rushmore and Iran’s nuclear… Read More ›
43% Say Random Phone Book Choices Better Than Current Congress
WITH RATINGS AT AN ALL-TIME LOW, IS IT TIME TO CONSIDER OTHER SELECTION OPTIONS? Comedian Lewis Black believes the process by which we choose our presidents is outdated. His solution? Throw a dart at a map of the United States. Fly… Read More ›
Enough With The Racism, You Drunken Irish Bastard!
EIGHT EVERYDAY WORDS AND THEIR ORIGINS: NEVER YELL ‘HIP HIP HOORAY!’ AT A PICNIC Being that I consider myself to be somewhat of a wordsmith, I was delighted to run across a list of eight everyday words – and their… Read More ›
MUSLIMS MAY CUT OFF HEADS, BUT AMISH CUT OFF HAIR!
by The Rat AMISH-ON-AMISH CRIME; WHEN YOU THINK YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL Picture this: Four or five Amish men – standing in a row behind another Amish man who is on his knees facing the camera. One of the men reads… Read More ›
FEDS TARGET GIBSON AGAIN; ENGLISH MUFFINS AND SWISS CHEESE NEXT
OBAMA REGIME ON SPANISH RICE AND CANADIAN BACON: ‘THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED AS WELL’ The Obama Regime, in another daring attack on Gibson Guitar, went back after the company today in a demand for 25 more bundles of illegal Indian… Read More ›
Motivational Poster You Won’t See At That Kiosk In The Mall
WORDS AND IMAGES FROM THE LOONS – THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING We’ve all seen those tired old motivational posters at those SILLY little kiosks in the mall. I’ve often glanced at the poor guy on duty as I’ve… Read More ›
TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF 9-11: WHEN WILL THE TRUTH COME OUT?
WE’VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH. JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED. Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone. (If he acted at all.) The assassination of America’s 35th president was carried out by the military industrial complex, the CIA, the Mafia, Fidel Castro, Lyndon… Read More ›
TELL IT LIKE IT IS, FELONIOUS!
LISTEN UP, B! Comedian Felonious Munk, known for recording profanity-laced YouTube rants as part of a series he calls “Stop It B!” has outdone himself this time. While the video contains GRAPHIC LANGUAGE, Munk’s stern message to “B” about the… Read More ›
Ready for a Medical Marijuana Reality Show?
DISCOVERY CHANNEL’S ‘WEED WARS’ – IT’S TIME TO GET STOKED! Discovery Channel is set to launch Weed Wars this fall, where cameras follow the day- t to-day goings-on of a pot-reform activist. The program features Steve DeAngelo, owner of Harborside Health Center, which serves medical… Read More ›
Mishy’s 1,700 Calorie Shake Shack Lunch!
CHEESEBURGER, FRIES, CHOCOLATE SHAKE – AND A DIET COKE! It all looks good on paper, huh? Hey, give the girl a break: Who doesn’t need a 1,700 calorie lunch every once in awhile? Being married to the most awesome leader… Read More ›
Presidential Seal Blows Off Obama Limo: The Gods Must NOT Be Crazy!
From the “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up” department: The presidential seal blew off Obama’s limo while he was on his way to a fundraiser in Philadelphia late last week. Isn’t that just perfect, or what? While the Secret Service… Read More ›
Can’t Find the Right Religion? Make One Up!
WHY FOLLOW GOD WHEN YOU CAN FOLLOW YOURSELF? So, you say you’re fed up with the condescending arrogance of those crazy know-it-all Bible Thumpers? And – if you never hear “Allahu Akbar,” “jihad” or “death to the infadels” again, it’ll be too soon? Do “God’s Chosen… Read More ›
Never Mind the Lab-Grown Organs, What About that Cheeseburger?
AT LEAST WE’D ELIMINATE COW FLATULENCE I once heard a comedian reason that if God didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of meat. So – if God wants us to eat meat, surely he… Read More ›
A Simple One-Question Quiz for our Liberal Friends
You don’t even have to share your (honest) answer with us! First, the scenario: We have 1,000 people dining at a 5-star restaurant. There are two options regarding payment of the bill: 1. Each individual (or couple) will pay for… Read More ›
Attack of the Weiner Man
IN HONOR OF WEINER’S BEST WORK HITTING THE WEB TODAY So – it didn’t take our friend Andrew Breitbart long to find a way to get Weiner’s weenie on the web – and play the victim at the same time,… Read More ›
