There are scumbags and then there are scumbags. Jesse Ventura is the latter. And worse. Claiming damages caused by slain ex-SEAL Chris Kyle’s “American Sniper” book, Ventura has now set his sights on Kyle’s widow, Taya. Class act, huh? From… Read More ›
Stupid is as Stupid does
Great Campaign Advice For O That He’ll Never Take – Thank God
CHICAGO JESUS WILL CONTINUE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR UNTIL THE BITTER END Um, O? The Obamabots are in the bag – move on In the spirit of bipartisanship, I’ve decided to post an open letter to our flailing president and… Read More ›
Florida Educators: Yeah, We Think Asian Students Are Smarter Than Black Students, What’s The Problem?
FLORIDA PLANS TO MEASURE STUDENT SUCCESS – BY RACE The soft bigotry of lower expectations? Florida educators have come up with a new policy for setting educational standards for students based on their various comprehension levels. Well, not exactly. Actually… Read More ›
Oh-No! Mitt Romney Is A Robot!
Latest Liberal Lunacy: Mitt is Non-Human Move over Arnold, there’s a new Terminator in town. Granted, he may not be capable of terminating the sorts of things you terminated, but – according to Democrats – he’s capable of terminating everything… Read More ›
Crazy Joe Biden: From Stupider To Stupidest
JOB CREATORS DON’T BUILD THE ECONOMY; GOVERNMENT SPENDING DOES! Let’s begin by remembering that the most coherent speech ever given by Joe Biden wasn’t even written for Joe Biden; he plagiarized it. Biden announced his candidacy for the presidency in… Read More ›
SOCIALIST EUROPE LOOKS FOR WAY OUT OF DEBT CRISIS
NANNY STATES SIDE WITH O-MAN’S IDEOLOGY – BUT LOOK TO GERMANY TO BAIL OUT THEIR BANKS Remember – a month or two ago – when the Obama Media Group trumpeted the story about how most of Europe was siding with… Read More ›
MOONBAT PELOSI: GOP ATTACKING HOLDER TO SUPPRESS VOTES
EX-MADAME MAOONBAT OFFERS IDIOTIC REASON BEHIND CONTEMPT CHARGE This just in – from Planet Pelosi: According to Moonbat Pelosi, A Republican-dominated committee’s vote to hold Attorney General Eric “My People” Holder in contempt of Congress is part of a larger… Read More ›
Tea Baggers Are Lying Haters Who Want White-Man Rule: Who Knew?
JUST ANOTHER TEA PARTY BLAST FROM YET ANOTHER DUMB ASS UNION LEADER As many of you know, I’m fond of axioms, old sayings and the like. Reason being; they hang around because they tend to be true more often than not…. Read More ›
SENATE DEMS TO O-MAN: STOP WITH THE SECURITY LEAKS ALREADY!
REGIME CONTINUES TO LEAK SENSITIVE INFORMATION – ALL IN THE NAME OF REELECTING DEAR LEADER It’s hard to pinpoint exactly when the security leaks first began to drip out of the Obama White House, but it’s easy to see that… Read More ›
Okay, So Now Lesbians Are Faking Hate Crimes
JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WHY ‘HATE CRIME’ IS IDIOTIC Crime is crime. Period. ‘Hate crime’ is liberal drivel. Lesbians (or anyone else) faking hate crime is even worse. Two lesbians who claimed to be victims of a hate crime last… Read More ›
G8 LEADERS JUMP ABOARD OBAMA EXPRESS TO CRAZY TOWN
O-MAN: SCREW AUSTERITY, LET’S TAX AND SPEND OUR WAY OUTTA HERE! We all knew it would come to this, didn’t we? The O-man has spent his entire presidency trying his socialist best to “be like Europe.” And now? Europe wants… Read More ›
POTHEADS FUMING AS O’S MEDICAL MARIJUANA PROMISE GOES UP IN SMOKE
DOPERS SAY BARACK OBAMA IS EVEN WORSE THAN GEORGE BUSH! During the 2008 presidential campaign, candidate Obama promoted a progressive attitude on medical marijuana. However, since seizing power, he has taken a hardened stance on the subject and potheads the… Read More ›
Rat Droppings From Planet Looney Tunes – Crazy Town Edition
WHAT THE HELL DID THEY PUT IN THE KOOL-AID THIS WEEK? There is always more than enough liberal looniness from which to choose on a regular basis, but this week’s offerings struck the Rat as extra Crazy Town. From Van… Read More ›
New Black Panthers Leader: ‘I Don’t Obey The White Man’s Law’
‘THEY HAVE KILLED MILLIONS OF BLACK MEN AND WOMEN’ During an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, New Black Panthers leader Mikhail Muhammad continued to show America what this racist band of thugs is all about, plain and simple: Hatred of whites…. Read More ›
AMERICA IS NOT THE OIL-POOR COUNTRY OBAMA SAYS IT IS
O’S CLAIM THAT U.S. HAS ONLY 2% OF WORLD’S OIL RESERVES IS SIMPLY WRONG As I’ve written previously, President Alternative Energy finds himself in quite a pickle these days as gas prices have continued to climb and his approval rating… Read More ›
JIMMY CARTER’S BACK AND HE’S CRAZIER THAN A RUN OVER COON DOG
OCCUPY MOVEMENT HAS BEEN ‘RELATIVELY SUCCESSFUL’; AMERICA IS ‘EXTRA STINGY’ Ex-peanut farmer Jimmy Carter is back in the news – and he’s just as nuts as ever. The perpetually-bitter Mr. Carter said Wednesday that the Occupy movement has been “relatively successful”… Read More ›
Majority Of Blacks Now Say: Don’t Call Me ‘African-American’
IS THE LAST GROUP OF HYPHENATED AMERICANS JOINING THE REST OF US? I’ve written in the past of my disdain for any group of Americans which insists that it be labeled with a hyphen. Be that group Hispanic-American, Irish-American, Cuban-American… Read More ›
THE DEMOCRATS’ DEPENDENCE ON SURVEYS OF STUPID PEOPLE
by The Rat HOW MANY AMERICANS COULD PASS A QUIZ ON POLITICS, THE ECONOMY, AND WORLD EVENTS? Let’s set aside the findings of the controversial IQ and the Wealth of Nations, (which placed the U.S. in a six-way tie at #19… Read More ›
‘HEY, CAN YOU RAISE MY CREDIT LIMIT BY ANOTHER $1.2 TRILLION?’
by The Rat OBAMA TO ASK CONGRESS TO INCREASE DEBT LIMIT CEILING $1.2 TRILLION Here we go again, America: Barack Obama’s national debt-ceiling credit card is about to reach its limit again, and this time – after requesting a $2… Read More ›
RAT DROPPINGS FROM PLANET LOONEY TUNES: TIS THE SEASON!
by The Rat PELOSI, ATHEISTS, JESSE JACKSON, OWS LOONS – CAN IT GET ANY BETTER? It’s that time again folks. While the Rat had a difficult time triaging liberal lunacies this week, when you have Nancy Pelosi talking jobs and… Read More ›