Welcome to today’s Daily Double! Not only did über-lefty Bill Maher charge Republicans with treason; his partner in socialist crime, Michael Moore, doubled down, accusing “right-wingers” of hating America. There’s nothing quite like the civility of Obama’s Democrat Party, is… Read More ›
You Can’t Make This Stuff Up
IRS Official In Charge Of Tea Party Targeting Unit Now Runs ObamaCare Enforcement Office!
Another story that could’ve been from SNL’s Weekend Update with Seth Meyers: The IRS official in charge of the unit responsible for tax-exempt organizations when it targeted the Tea Party and other conservative groups now runs the IRS office responsible… Read More ›
Pro-Infanticide Princeton Professor Seeks To Grant ‘Personhood’ To Animals
Princeton Professor Pete Singer believes that newborns should not be classified as “persons” until they have been out of the womb for 30 days. He believes that attending physicians should kill disabled newborns at birth. He openly promotes bestiality and… Read More ›
Meanwhile, Back In Crazy Town: Phoenix Recruits Hispanic ‘Lifeguards’ – Even If They Can’t Swim
This just in from Crazy Town: Not only is affirmative action alive in well in Phoenix, Arizona; it has officially gone into hyperdrive. The nation’s sixth largest city is actively recruiting Hispanic “lifeguards” – even if they can’t swim. You… Read More ›
Indian Reservations Seek Federal Bailouts To Offset Casino Losses
Foxwoods Resort Casino on the Mashantucket Pequo Indian Reservation From the Have Your Cake And Eat It Too department: The Mashantucket Pequot tribe, who owns the Foxwoods Resort Casino in Connecticut, is among federally recognized tribes that, although considered “sovereign… Read More ›
Meanwhile, Back On Planet Pelosi: O ‘Has Been So Respectful, Given So Much Time To The Republicans’
Wouldn’t recognize reality if it slapped her in the face Every once in awhile, the San Fran Hag says something so asinine that even tops – the San Fran Hag. This is no easy feat, mind you. I mean, we’re… Read More ›
Regime: Employers Who Conduct Criminal Background Checks Are Racist – Let’s Sue ‘Em!
From the “Thou doth protest too much” department: What does it say about a politician who not only opposes an employer’s right to conduct criminal background checks on potential employees prior to making hiring decisions – but threatens to sue… Read More ›
Al Qaeda: 22 Tips On How To Keep Your Ass From Being Turned Into Fertilizer By A Drone Strike
About to ruin a jihadi’s day Okay, I know the Islamofascists are doing their best to protect themselves from Hellfire missiles, but a quick trip through al Qaeda’s recently released field manual, “How to keep your ass from being turned… Read More ›
In Middle Of Budget-Cut Debate, O Proposes Another $50 Billion In ‘Stimulus’ Spending
Could this guy be any more out of touch with reality? It’s official: Barack Hussein Obama has brass balls the size of the federal deficit. How else can it be explained that smack-dab in the middle of a major budget-cut… Read More ›
University Of Missouri: No Homework On Wiccan, Pagan Holidays
Attention Wiccans and various other sorts of Pagans: If you’re a student at the University of Missouri, or are considering becoming one, the university has great news for you: Mizzou students no longer need to do homework or cram for… Read More ›
Never-Ending Campaign: Pretend-President Plans Post-SOTU Public Relations Tour
It should come as no surprise to anyone that O will cockily jog up the steps to board Air Force One following his big-government, “We don’t have a spending problem” State of the Union address – for the next leg… Read More ›
New York Times: Chicago Murder Rate Is The Rest Of The Country’s Fault – Or Something
The New York Times – flagship publication of liberal elitist snobs (and water carriers for the Regime) – has come up with a novel explanation for the catastrophic number of murders occurring on the streets of Chicago: It’s the rest… Read More ›
University Of Minnesota Symposium: Bigger, Better, More Orgasms For Women
From the “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up” department: The University of Minnesota will host a symposium this spring specifically designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve bigger, better and more orgasms. Seriously. “Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all… Read More ›
Rolling Stones Reporter On O’s Press Corps: ‘When They’re Near Him, They Lose Their Minds’
Rolling Stone reporter Michael Hastings hooked up with MSNBC’s anti-American, pro-socialist, Martin Bashir yesterday to hawk his book on the 2012 campaign. Not a surprise. Hastings admitted that “journalists” (I use the term loosely here) who covered O during the… Read More ›